How To Use a Bidet or Bidet Attachment

Embrace the Bidet Life

Adult skid marks prove that wiping alone isn’t enough. Thankfully, America is catching on to the bidet lifestyle. Bidets and bidet attachments eliminate the need for excessive wiping, using a fresh stream of water to clean your bum after you poop.

Anyone can learn to use a bidet and enjoy a cleaner booty with a spray that’s gentler than toilet paper. This guide ensures you won't make a mess of it the first time you try a bidet.

Step 1: Do Your Business

Bidets go beyond #2; they're great for post-workout, pre/post-sex, and period hygiene. Sit down and do your thing. Modern bidets have hygienic nozzle guards and self-cleaning features to ensure you’re always using fresh water.

Step 2: Aim Your Sprayer

Every booty is unique. It might take some experimentation to get the water to hit just right. Try different seating positions and lean your body to find the perfect angle.

• Non-electric bidet attachments have a nozzle adjuster for water flow and a pressure knob. Start with low pressure.
• Temperature-controlled bidets add a knob for water warmth.
• Electric bidets usually come with a remote or side panel for functions like nozzle adjustment, front and rear washing, heated seats, and drying.

Important: DO NOT SPRAY without sitting on the bidet first!

Step 3: Wash Your Butt

Maintain a squat position with your knees higher than your hips to relax your muscles. Slowly lean forward and back to thoroughly clean. Wash for 5-30 seconds, avoiding the highest pressure to prevent accidental enemas. Choose your preferred water temperature.

Washing with a bidet removes 99% of poop particles, which are the invisible bacteria left behind after wiping with dry paper.

Step 4: Pat Dry

Your butt is sparkling clean! While you can drip dry, it’s faster to pat dry with a small towel or a couple of squares of bamboo TP. An electric bidet may also offer a built-in dryer.

Step 5: Wash Your Hands

This step remains unchanged. Bidet use prevents poop particles from transferring to your hands and other surfaces, but still, wash your hands.

Why We Love Using a Bidet

• No more smearing: Bidets remove 99% of poop particles.
• Hands-free cleaning: No need to touch your dirty butt.
• Easy installation: Can be done in less than 10 minutes.
• Save money: Reduced toilet paper usage.
• Healthier skin: Protects delicate skin and prevents UTIs.
• No clogs: Helps keep plumbing in good shape.
• Eco-friendly: Saves trees and water.

Using a bidet can make you feel cleaner and more confident. Once you experience a proper clean, you won’t go back to wiping with dry, scratchy toilet paper.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do you use a portable bidet? Fill the bidet with clean water, sit or squat, and squeeze to release the water stream toward your bum.

2. Is the bidet water clean? Yes, it comes directly from your plumbing source, the same water you use to brush your teeth.

3. How often should you clean a bidet? Clean it once a month if it doesn’t have a self-cleaning nozzle. Use an antibacterial wipe or solution.

4. Do you have to wipe before or after using a bidet? No need to wipe. If you prefer, you can use a few squares of bamboo toilet paper to check for cleanliness.

5. How long should you use a bidet? Use it for 5 to 30 seconds to achieve your desired cleanliness.